Student: Miss Yadlin, how old are you?
Me: How old do you think?
Student: Um, 32?
Me: (cringing) You're killin' me, smalls!
Student: 31, 25, 29, 23, 22?
Me: Yes, 22.
Student: Wow, my sister is older than you!
Me: (thinking) This conversation needs to end NOW.
"Slavery was bad."-- deep, man, deep
"MLK freed the slaves."-- well, sort of....
Me: How about we have a girl read?
Student #1: (in a high voice) I'll read!
Me: Changing the pitch of your voice will not make me pick you.
Student #2: (in a high voice) I'm Antonia!
"Does the Titanic count as US History?"
"So there was Daddy Bush and Baby Bush?"
More to come later, I'm sure. I'm certainly glad that my kids have a sense of humor. I don't know what I would do if they were bumps on a log.
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